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Hateful
Teachers
At the beginning of the semester each student is evaluated
by the teacher as they walk in the class for the first
time. Most end up in the positive group, while there
are a certain handful of folks who walk in with death
warrant. These people might not even be guilty of anything,
but they are part of a group of some sort, a member
of which caused the entire group to be hated. I have
been of such a stereotype due to ethnic background.
For the first day, after calculating four members of
my ethnic group in the class, my teacher commented on
the excessive amount of us. At first that made me laugh,
because there were at least five times as many folks
of a different group in the class - but we were the
ones pointed out. Later I began taking that as insult
and am now totally pissed off at that teacher. Now I
am waiting for the next chance to stand up for myself.
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Theater
Drinking Fountains
Monopolies are illegal in the United States; however
they are still present in our society. One of such law-breaking
activities is the monopolistic environment of movie
theaters. Eyewitnesses have come forward stating that
they had noticed that the drinking fountains in multiplexes
have water pressure so low that one practically has
to suck the H2O out of the faucet. The fountains are
located right next the snack stand, which conveniently
sells overprices drinks. Now, come on folks, doesn't
that seem a little too coincidental?
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Speeding
Geezer
Well if not for comedians, who else is going to make
us laugh? The answer is simple - old folks. Have you
ever seen a person crossing the street with a walker
and just stopping in the middle of the street to miss
the next five green lights only to practically run across
the second a bus headed toward the stop on the other
side - I have. I later realized the reason for the old
event. Turned out that there were two bus stops for
two different buses that at that point of their route
headed in the same direction. So the old man stood in
the middle of the street, sometimes getting in the way
of traffic, to be able to catch one of the buses. Unfortunately,
there was a red light when one of the buses came, so
he had to run for another one. It was one of the most
entertaining scenes I have witnessed in a while.
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