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Three
guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in,
staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the
middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best piece of ass
in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him,
so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar
at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at
the same guy, and says, "I just did your mother, and
it was sw-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk
goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later,
he comes back and announces, "Your mother was squealing
the whole time!"
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're
drunk!" .
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