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1.
You refer to Stagecoach as good old years
2.When going to Russian parties, you suddenly
feel you're the oldest
3.When meeting a girl, first thing you ask
if she's over 18
4.When asked to appear in "Ochko", you know
exactly where to go
5. After showing up on Geary, next day everybody
knows where you've been and what you've been
wearing
6. Know Richmond district cops by names
7. Know what 650 Bryant refers to
8. Remember every song from Russian restaurants
by heart
9. Hate Numa from Russian Bear and his service
10. Remember getting drunk na "Chernoy Polyane"
11. You know who Zyoma is
12. You know that "Otvertka" and "Shtukaturka"
are refered to people
13. You know that "Fat B" is not a rapper
14. You know that "Ostorozhno, ne nastupi"
is not a warning sign
15. Driving brand new Mercedes will not surprise
anyone
16. You were meant to be QA
17. You ask for e-mail instead of phone number
18. You use Armenian dialect
19. You go to Metropolitan to meet celebrities
instead of Hollywood
20. Remember 45th Lincoln and Front Room
21. Can be easily found drunk in Russian Bear
Saturday night
22.When charged $45 for vodka, you think it's
a bargain
23. When cheated on a bill in Russian restaurant,
you take it as a normal thing
24. If there's an available table in the Russian
restaurant on Saturday night, you think that
everybody's out of town
25. When seen somebody wearing Versace, you
know they're Russian
26. When seen group of young people wearing
leather jackets, you know you're in your own
community and feel safe
27. Complain that Russian community is not
fun anymore
28. You are exited when you see a new Russian
girl in community
29. You wear your best to a small get-together
party
30. You still complain about inability to
smoke inside the restaurant
31. Remember being offered smoking or non-smoking
section in Video Café
32. Having a cup of coffee in Video Café was
your Friday night out
33. Know who Rose is and she knows you by
name.
34. Can leave Video Cafe without paying and
still comeback next day and pay the bill
35. You are able to understand asian people
36. You are used to how Chinese people drive
37. Ha's and Kam's are part of your Chinese
vocabulary
38. You were able to get to Lake St. but you
weren't able to go back since being drunk
39. You refer to Kasra as Russian restaurant
40. People in Steps of Rome know that you're
not Italian
41. Sexual minorities don't surprise you anymore
42. Wearing leather jacket in summer is normal
43. Black is your favorite color
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