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1.
First thing you ask a girl if her age
2. Vodka is drunk out of calistoga bottles
when the cops bust in
3. Nissan Maximas are covering neighborhood
driveways in a block radius
4. The music in the cars outside is louder
than in the house
5. People are using cellphones instead of
neon rave lights
6. The cool people are in the back smoking
is drinking "Za Rodinu"
7. The guys are best friends with the girls'
older brothers
8. It looks like a cigarette-butt tree's growing
out of the front yard
9. All the girls have to be home by 11:30
pm
10. The ratio of guys to girls is 5 to 1
11. In the end of the night everyone's at
Mel's Drive in on Geary
12. When the cops show up they ask for people
by name
13. You'd think a herd of cattle was killed
to make the pile of leather jackets in the
closet
14. Arm wrestling breaks out in the kitchen
15. At least two people are on their knees
near the toilet throwing up
16. Everyone is talking about how the music
sucks
17. Everyone remembers how great parties use
to be
18. Half the people are only known by their
weird nicknames, and no one knows their real
names
19. Whenever someone with a criminal past
comes in every starts whispering about how
tight he is
20. The next day all you remember is getting
to the party 21. Mp3s are blasting off a PC
22. Everyone is telling the DJ he can't mix
23. The theme is black
24. You tell your friends that you got 7 digits
- and now all you need is an area code!
25. People talk about their hard day at Circuit
City
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